1 00:00:10,212 --> 00:00:12,422 I'm glad you could all join me for brunch today. 2 00:00:12,422 --> 00:00:13,692 What's the occasion? 3 00:00:13,692 --> 00:00:15,392 Do you even have to ask, Pops? 4 00:00:15,392 --> 00:00:18,462 It's to celebrate my amazing streak of good luck. 5 00:00:18,462 --> 00:00:19,562 Good luck? 6 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:21,312 Yeah, don't you remember last night? 7 00:00:26,212 --> 00:00:28,702 You only beat me last night because of my bad luck. 8 00:00:28,702 --> 00:00:31,512 No Rigby, I only beat you because of my good luck, 9 00:00:31,512 --> 00:00:33,322 and it's that luck that makes me trust 10 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:35,152 that we're all gonna love this restaurant 11 00:00:35,152 --> 00:00:37,272 that none of us have ever even been to. 12 00:00:42,392 --> 00:00:43,722 I don't know what any of that is, 13 00:00:43,722 --> 00:00:46,172 but with my luck, I'm sure it's gonna taste great. 14 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,232 We'll take it all! 15 00:00:47,262 --> 00:00:49,862 Dig in everyone, dim sum's on me! 16 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:01,162 That was delicious. 17 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,302 Hey Rigby, where's your food? 18 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,432 Food? He hasn't even brought my water yet. 19 00:01:06,432 --> 00:01:08,932 Excuse me? Here is your soup sir. 20 00:01:10,212 --> 00:01:12,762 - I didn't order soup! - Oh, I'm so sorry, 21 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:14,012 I'll go check on your order. 22 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:16,012 Oh my gosh, whoa, check it out. 23 00:01:17,362 --> 00:01:20,002 Yeah, I just bit into that oyster, and there it was. 24 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,312 Hey, so can I pay with this? 25 00:01:23,312 --> 00:01:24,002 Oh of course, 26 00:01:24,002 --> 00:01:26,872 but I don't think we have enough money in the register to make change. 27 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:28,492 Will you take a check? 28 00:01:28,492 --> 00:01:29,122 Sure! 29 00:01:29,202 --> 00:01:30,082 Come on! 30 00:01:30,492 --> 00:01:32,672 I'm telling ya, I can't lose! 31 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:35,382 I gotta go dry off. 32 00:01:36,102 --> 00:01:38,432 Aw what, they're all out of towels? 33 00:01:38,442 --> 00:01:43,032 It must be your lucky day sir, the 1000th customer gets a free meal. 34 00:01:43,032 --> 00:01:44,482 All right! 35 00:01:44,552 --> 00:01:46,332 Finally, my fortune cookie's here. 36 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:48,652 At least one good thing will come from this meal. 37 00:01:49,262 --> 00:01:51,792 Aw what?! Bad luck is coming your way. 38 00:01:52,732 --> 00:01:54,032 Ugh, I can't get a break! 39 00:01:54,552 --> 00:01:55,962 What are you doing dude? 40 00:01:56,002 --> 00:01:57,752 Hey, that's Benson's cookie! 41 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:00,712 Man, that is not cool, put it back. 42 00:02:00,712 --> 00:02:02,182 Why, Benson will never know. 43 00:02:02,182 --> 00:02:04,052 Good luck is coming your way, 44 00:02:04,112 --> 00:02:05,842 that's what I'm talking about. 45 00:02:05,842 --> 00:02:07,622 Oh, we're reading fortunes eh? 46 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,542 Ok, lets see what we have here, 47 00:02:09,622 --> 00:02:11,652 probably gonna win the lottery or something. 48 00:02:11,912 --> 00:02:14,242 Bad luck is coming your way? 49 00:02:15,812 --> 00:02:18,082 Whatever, it will take more than just a slip of paper 50 00:02:18,082 --> 00:02:19,612 to break the winning streak I'm having. 51 00:02:19,652 --> 00:02:21,152 Come on, let's get out of here. 52 00:02:21,262 --> 00:02:24,512 Rigby, seriously. You need to switch those fortunes back. 53 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:27,352 Oh come on! Benson's been having crazy good luck lately. 54 00:02:27,372 --> 00:02:28,612 He wouldn't even know the difference. 55 00:02:28,642 --> 00:02:30,202 Besides, it's just a piece of paper. 56 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:32,302 Yeah.. I guess. 57 00:02:34,432 --> 00:02:36,152 You know what would make that place better? 58 00:02:36,152 --> 00:02:38,312 Some fortunes that were actually true. 59 00:02:43,972 --> 00:02:45,482 Dude Benson, you okay? 60 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,482 Yeah, I'm alright. 61 00:02:47,482 --> 00:02:49,142 Alright! It's a bus token! 62 00:02:49,192 --> 00:02:51,522 Come on guys. The bus is here. 63 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:56,022 Sorry bro, bus is full. 64 00:02:58,492 --> 00:03:00,852 That's cool guys! I guess I'll just walk! 65 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:02,552 I told you Benson would never notice. 66 00:03:02,592 --> 00:03:04,292 Now we can both be lucky. 67 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:06,142 Yo punk, give us your wallet! 68 00:04:11,932 --> 00:04:14,002 High score up in here! 69 00:04:14,002 --> 00:04:15,222 Mordecai, are you seeing this? 70 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,572 I'm so lucky I don't even need to look at the screen! 71 00:04:17,572 --> 00:04:19,922 In fact, I don't even need to use my hands! 72 00:04:19,942 --> 00:04:21,472 Check it! 73 00:04:27,772 --> 00:04:29,442 Ugh, I don't believe this. 74 00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:32,552 Woah dude. You got some pretty sick gaming skills. 75 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:35,422 The kind to get you on the cover of Video Game Monthly? 76 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:37,822 Name's Dante. I'm the magazine's lead editor. 77 00:04:37,822 --> 00:04:40,912 Today's your lucky day bro, cos I'm looking for the world's best gamer 78 00:04:40,912 --> 00:04:42,512 and you are totally it! 79 00:04:43,212 --> 00:04:44,722 Gimme a call, we'll do an interview. 80 00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:46,162 Catch 'ya on the flip side bro! 81 00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:48,522 Did you see that? 82 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,432 I'm gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly! 83 00:04:51,432 --> 00:04:53,362 Dude, you're horrible at video games! 84 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:54,452 You just got lucky. 85 00:04:54,452 --> 00:04:56,532 Exaactlyy! 86 00:04:56,532 --> 00:04:58,932 I should have switched fortunes with Benson years ago! 87 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,522 None of that good luck is yours. It belongs to Benson. 88 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,522 All this good stuff should be happening to him. 89 00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:05,042 What? No way! 90 00:05:05,052 --> 00:05:07,532 My life's never been better! I'm on a serious winning streak! 91 00:05:07,532 --> 00:05:08,382 Give it back! 92 00:05:08,382 --> 00:05:10,092 What are you doing? Hey, get off me! 93 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,472 - Give me the fortune! - No! 94 00:05:11,472 --> 00:05:13,472 I'm not gonna let you ruin Benson's life. 95 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:16,062 - Where is it? - It's not on me. 96 00:05:16,062 --> 00:05:18,002 I knew you'd try something so I hid it. 97 00:05:18,002 --> 00:05:20,072 Dude, you have to trade it back. 98 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:22,702 Bad things are happening to Benson and it's only gonna get worse! 99 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,262 What are you talking about? 100 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:26,712 I haven't seen a single bad thing happen to Benson. 101 00:05:26,822 --> 00:05:29,722 You know what I think? I think you're just jealous. 102 00:05:29,722 --> 00:05:31,652 - Jealous? - Jealous! 103 00:05:31,652 --> 00:05:32,762 - Dude, seriously- - JEALOUS! 104 00:05:32,762 --> 00:05:34,262 - Rigby! - JEALOUS OF MY LUCK! 105 00:05:34,262 --> 00:05:35,382 I'm calling Benson. 106 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,962 Oh no, don't call Benson. 107 00:05:41,692 --> 00:05:44,652 The number you're calling has been disconnected. 108 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:47,842 Ugh, forget it. I'm telling him. 109 00:05:47,892 --> 00:05:50,612 Whatever. I'm so lucky I bet he wouldn't even notice. 110 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,352 Hey, have you seen the guy who use to live here? 111 00:05:58,352 --> 00:05:59,622 Oh that guy. 112 00:05:59,622 --> 00:06:01,892 Man, what a string of bad luck. 113 00:06:01,892 --> 00:06:05,952 He lost his car, his apartment, his wallet, his credit cards, his driver's license. 114 00:06:05,952 --> 00:06:07,112 Did he say where he was going? 115 00:06:07,112 --> 00:06:09,452 I just clean floors, I don't ask questions. 116 00:06:10,382 --> 00:06:12,912 Excuse me, there's a hot chick getting paper over there. 117 00:06:16,272 --> 00:06:17,482 Benson! 118 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:19,682 Benson! 119 00:06:20,742 --> 00:06:22,212 I haven't seen him. 120 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,622 Benson! 121 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,172 Skips, have you seen Benson? 122 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,692 He's playin' cards in my garage. 123 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,722 He's convinced he can turn his luck around. 124 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:37,922 No he can't. It's not even his luck. 125 00:06:37,922 --> 00:06:39,122 We have to stop him. 126 00:06:39,962 --> 00:06:41,742 Benson, I gotta tell you something. 127 00:06:41,772 --> 00:06:44,332 Not right now, Mordecai. I'm in the middle of a hand. 128 00:06:44,332 --> 00:06:45,802 No Benson, listen. 129 00:06:45,802 --> 00:06:47,342 You shouldn't be playing cards right now. 130 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:50,092 Okay, so I've had a bad stretch lately. 131 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:52,092 So my wallet and credit cards got stolen. 132 00:06:52,092 --> 00:06:54,092 So accounting lost my paycheck. 133 00:06:54,142 --> 00:06:56,642 So I can't afford to pay my rent or feed myself. 134 00:06:56,742 --> 00:06:58,822 But cards are where I'm luckiest. 135 00:06:58,842 --> 00:07:00,272 Cards are my girl. 136 00:07:00,362 --> 00:07:03,632 She's never let me down before and she won't do it this time. 137 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,502 Well you gotta stop playin' now 138 00:07:05,502 --> 00:07:07,692 cos you got nothin' left to wager with. 139 00:07:08,292 --> 00:07:10,552 Actually, Skips, there is one more thing. 140 00:07:14,762 --> 00:07:17,002 I just lost the park to the guy in the fanny pack. 141 00:07:18,582 --> 00:07:20,152 He's a Warlock. 142 00:07:36,052 --> 00:07:37,722 - What the? - The park! 143 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:40,012 - What have I done? - I gotta find Rigby. 144 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:49,382 Park! Warlock! Fanny pack! 145 00:07:49,382 --> 00:07:50,742 What was that bro? 146 00:07:57,262 --> 00:07:57,952 Rigby! 147 00:07:58,672 --> 00:08:01,292 Interview. Video Game Monthly. Can't talk. You're a loser. 148 00:08:03,432 --> 00:08:04,842 Dude! Why did you do that?! 149 00:08:04,842 --> 00:08:05,992 Look out the window! 150 00:08:06,922 --> 00:08:09,042 Lucky me! 151 00:08:09,042 --> 00:08:11,092 A full house! 152 00:08:16,132 --> 00:08:16,932 Come on! 153 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,852 What's going on?? 154 00:08:23,932 --> 00:08:26,332 Don't you get it? It's the fortunes! 155 00:08:26,332 --> 00:08:30,192 Benson's luck is getting so bad it's gonna destroy everything, look! 156 00:08:31,952 --> 00:08:33,902 Benson! Take my hand! 157 00:08:34,692 --> 00:08:35,902 Nooooo! 158 00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:36,892 Aw, man! 159 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,062 Okay, okay, I'll switch back! 160 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,182 Where's the fortune? 161 00:08:41,182 --> 00:08:42,742 It's under my trampoline! 162 00:08:45,102 --> 00:08:46,122 Oh man. 163 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,812 How are we supposed to get over there? 164 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,062 What are you guys doing? You gotta get out of here! 165 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:51,852 Here! Take my car! 166 00:08:56,422 --> 00:08:57,572 Give me the keys. 167 00:09:02,682 --> 00:09:04,162 Almost there! 168 00:09:12,232 --> 00:09:14,682 Benson! We gotta trade fortunes! 169 00:09:14,682 --> 00:09:18,032 Why bother? Another bad thing is just gonna happen. 170 00:09:18,032 --> 00:09:19,102 No Benson! 171 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:21,932 All these bad things are happening because of me! 172 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:25,572 I switched fortunes behind your back at the Chinese restaurant! 173 00:09:25,572 --> 00:09:26,362 You what? 174 00:09:26,362 --> 00:09:28,912 I was jealous of all the good luck you've been having 175 00:09:28,912 --> 00:09:31,092 so I gave you all my bad luck! 176 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,782 I'm sorry. 177 00:09:45,742 --> 00:09:47,582 - Is it over? - I think so... 178 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:48,602 Ah, good. 179 00:09:48,602 --> 00:09:50,602 Over?! Nothing's over! 180 00:09:50,602 --> 00:09:52,162 You switched my fortune! 181 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:54,642 Do you have any idea what I went through?! 182 00:09:54,642 --> 00:09:56,272 Alright alright, I'm sorry! 183 00:09:56,272 --> 00:09:58,602 At least I confessed, that's gotta count for something. 184 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,262 Hello? 185 00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:02,892 Yeah this is Dante from Video Game Monthly. 186 00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:05,752 Yeah uh, so looks like I gotta cancel your interview. 187 00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:06,622 Aw, what? 188 00:10:06,642 --> 00:10:08,372 Sorry, I got a new hot player here. 189 00:10:08,372 --> 00:10:10,222 He's tearing through all the records! 190 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:15,562 You know who else is hot and tears through stuff? 191 00:10:15,622 --> 00:10:17,322 MY MOM! 192 00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:21,312 I'm telling ya, I can't lose! 193 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:24,242 I gotta go dry off. 194 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,562 Here are your fortune cookies. 195 00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:29,722 You know what's a hilarious game? 196 00:10:29,852 --> 00:10:33,372 Saying your fortunes and saying 'in the back of a car'. 197 00:10:34,182 --> 00:10:36,622 Bad luck is coming your way in the- 198 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,762 That's not gonna work. 199 00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,142 Hey, that's Rigby's fortune! 200 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:44,892 So? 201 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:48,382 You're gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly. 202 00:10:48,472 --> 00:10:50,172 In the back of a car. 203 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,622 Finally my fortune cookie's here! 204 00:10:53,672 --> 00:10:56,062 At least one good thing will come from this meal.